Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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