if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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