Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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