Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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