Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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