I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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