He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
