Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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