so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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