I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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