I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
