the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
