Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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