"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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