My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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