This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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