Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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