Pappa wants mamma naked
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Randomize
