This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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