chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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