There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize