just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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