I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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