I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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