He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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