Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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