who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
