dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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