I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I need to align my fucking chakras
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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