Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So much rum. So many feels.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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