You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he was CRYING into my vagina
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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