Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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