he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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