well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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