HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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