I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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