i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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