I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize
