Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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