Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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