I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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