So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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