I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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