hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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