the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Randomize
