So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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