i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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