would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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