One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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