Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
