Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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