If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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