I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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