I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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