Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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